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Old 04-03-2014, 09:31 PM
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Another tale about an Ass

When I saw this today, I immediately thought of Roy and his Jack in Idaho.



The Preacher's Ass

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in theraces. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The next paper headline read:BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS INTOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would haveto get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS ISWILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.


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Old 04-03-2014, 10:18 PM
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Re: Another tale about an Ass

Hey-thanks, I really enjoyed it. I even forwarded it to my Pastor.
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Old 04-03-2014, 11:27 PM
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Re: Another tale about an Ass

[QUOTE=Wile E Coyote;939405]When I saw this today, I immediately thought of Roy and his Jack in Idaho.

Very much so.
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Old 04-11-2014, 11:11 PM
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Re: Another tale about an Ass

That is GOOD!
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:12 PM
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Re: Another tale about an Ass

Loved it!
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Old 05-09-2014, 12:20 PM
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Used to own a LARGE white donkey

We bought Sally to protect our goats from what ever came in the night to kill the baby goats.....worked well! But Sally was larger than the average donkey, pure white, and when people came to see my LARGE WHITE ASS they were sure relieved to just see Sally.
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