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Always ask, never assume!!

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Unread 01-20-2011, 04:20 AM
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Always ask, never assume!!

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly
used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter
a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for
him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted
a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut,
and shouted, "Let's go". The pilot taxied out, swung the
plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,
"Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take
pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN.. he responded, and
I need to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he
stammered, "So, what you're telling me, is . . .
You're NOT my flight instructor?
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Unread 01-24-2011, 05:17 PM
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Re: Always ask, never assume!!

very good. i really like this one
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Unread 01-24-2011, 09:45 PM
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Re: Always ask, never assume!!

Good One - Please pass the $ss wipe.
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Unread 01-24-2011, 10:18 PM
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Re: Always ask, never assume!!

At least you would have some good before pictures, too bad someone else would have to take the after pictures lol

Ron White was right, they are heading to the scene of the crash, and they will probably get their before the ambulances
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