:eek:>> Subject: With age comes wisdom.>>>> With age comes wisdom. There was a guy was old, retired and loved to >> fish. He was sitting in his>> boat one day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around >> and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming>> when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water >> and there, floating on the top, was>> a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm >> talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I'll>> turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure>> that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as>> your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, >> picked it up>> carefully, and placed it in his front
breast pocket. Then the frog said, >> "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I>> said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, >> looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd>> rather have a talking frog."