Oh that has come up :P
I went to a gun show one day and came home and made the comment on how expensive AR's had gotten recently. I then said I was glad that I got my 2 when I did because even used ones are going for more than what I paid. Well, I was going to the field the next week, and she said "So what you're telling me is that I can sell your guns and I'll give you the original money and keep the profit?" lol I told her she better use the profit for a good divorce attorney lol
I love having a wife with a good sense of humor.....and that doesn't know how to shoot!