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You might be a red neck if......

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Unread 09-23-2009, 12:23 PM
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Re: You might be a red neck if......

...if you have a short range weasel gun and a long range weasel gun.
...if you have more guns than teeth.
...if your favorite video game is ExBal.
...if you named your kids Berger and Wildcat.
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    Unread 09-24-2009, 10:50 AM
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    Re: You might be a red neck if......

    I'm cheating, but it's funny


    ...if your wife and mother-in-law have ever been refered to as, "DUAL AIRBAGS"...
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    Unread 09-24-2009, 04:58 PM
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    Re: You might be a red neck if......

    if you ever wrecked your truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment you might be a redneck.
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    Unread 09-28-2009, 12:19 PM
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    Re: You might be a red neck if......

    ...if the value of your truck doubles when the tank is full...
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    Unread 10-03-2009, 07:12 PM
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    Re: You might be a red neck if......

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jmason View Post
    You might be a red neck if your garage has more square feet than your home!
    Garage - 40x60 with 14' walls
    House - 28x60 with 8' walls
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    If your ten year old son already has more guns than the average man.
    2 rifles and 2 shotguns and 1 pistol
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    If your house came with wheels
    How else were they going to deliver it???
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    ...if you have a short range weasel gun and a long range weasel gun.
    .22lr and .243 Both scoped of course.
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    your main concern when buying a new vehicle is: "Where am I going to put my rifle"
    Been there. Actually considering trading my JK because the guns don't lay flat in the cargo area and stuff falls out when I open the tailgate.
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    If you love the smell of Hoppes
    Who doesn't?
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    Your wife knows she is competing with a rifle for your affection
    She knows that she lost that war long ago. Dogs, guns, wife, ... Gotta know where your priorities are

    I think I nailed this one. Do I win a prize?
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    Unread 10-06-2009, 12:10 PM
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    Re: You might be a red neck if......

    Yep, you win...here's your sign.
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    Unread 10-06-2009, 01:43 PM
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    Re: You might be a red neck if......

    Quote:
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    yep, you win...here's your sign.
    woo hoo LOL
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