Re: You might be a red neck if......
Since were on furniture... you might be a redneck if your wife asks for a softer toilet seat and you surprise her with a new duct taped model. (haven't really done that cause i'm single) Heck, I might be a redneck just for considering a toilet to be furniture. Lets see now, new paded toilet seat...$30.00....roll of duct tape...$4.00...woohoo, I can buy some more primers.
Last edited by dewiseman; 09-03-2009 at 12:33 AM.