You might be a red neck if......

[blipelt]

your main concern when buying a new vehicle is: "Where am I going to put my rifle"


If you love the smell of Hoppes

Your wife knows she is competing with a rifle for your affection


Brent

[HUAINAMACHERO]

if your reloading room in your house is closer to your bedroom than your kids bedrooms

if your wife called twice to dinner, but you didnt hear because you were focused reloading.

if you can find any of your hunting-shooting-tools faster than finding your passport!!!

[bigbuck]

As I saw this thread I thought I might qualify as a redneck . I asked my neighbor if he could lend a hand the other day he said "of course" so I backed the old f250 powerstroke up to the garden tied off the old style mule plow to the hitch and told him to hop in ,a few minutes later we had all them TATERS dug

BIGBUCK

[Russ Hatch]

If you have binocs or a range finder by the back door.

[old_heli_logger]

...if you can steer better with your knees...

[JUDD]

Originally Posted by old_heli_logger

...if you can steer better with your knees...

lmao! Ur a fellow knee driver too?

Me and some friends used to have knee drivin competitions to see who could drive the furthest!!


I use the we used to buy old 4wd's just to race each other on the loggin roads...our own little version of the truck series!

[jmason]

Come on guys! I know there's more rednecks on this site than 12. And You 12 are holding back a bit!

Here's another one:

If your wife has a tattoo (tramp stamp) of a pet cow she once had including his birth and death date!