You might be a red neck if......

[bigbuck]

If the antenna on your truck sports a COON TAIL

Bigbuck

[fj40mojo]

...you ever used a rifle scope mounted or otherwise to locate one of your kids!

[GrizzlyClaus]

Originally Posted by bigbuck

If the antenna on your truck sports a COON TAIL

Bigbuck

...If your antenna is an aluminum arrow complete with nock and fletching.
...If your wife plans a 3 day vacation the last week in September every year. to the cabin to see and listen to the Elk.
...If your friends call you Grizz.
...If you have more facial hair than you do on your head.

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever taken a rest over a car (VW in my case) and shot the antenna off...

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[old_heli_logger]

...if you can taste the difference between good and bad moonshine...

[1/2 slam]

If you hang your chrismas lites and Rudolf the Reindeer hangs upside down on a gramble from your back porch!

[trebark]

You might be a redneck if....

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