Alright now that the laughing has subsided I'll play.
... If your Jeep got a new paint job..in your driveway on a saturday with spray can Rustolem.
... If your neighbor meets you at the mailbox and says I just know I'm going to come home from work one day and see a teepee in your yard.
... If you have and wear the official Hold my beer and watch this sh#t tee shirt.
... If each of your five grandchildren 3 girls and 2 boys got thier first gun on the day they were born and your wife didn't get made at you.
... If your 10 year old daughter can call geese with her natural voice.
... If your 2 year old grandson can call turkeys with his natural voice.