You might be a red neck if......

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever wiped your ass with leaves of any kind...

[trebark]

...if you've ever stopped on the side of the road to take a leak and pulled an ear of corn off the stalk next to you and found out the hard way that it was feed corn...

[trebark]

...if you've ever stopped on the side of the road to pick up road kill (yes, I have done it)

[trebark]

....if you've ever said "hold my beer"..."watch this" (trite I know, but I've done it)

[old_heli_logger]

...if you prefer thimble berry leaves over all others...

[jmason]

Originally Posted by old_heli_logger

...if you've ever wiped your ass with leaves of any kind...

Originally Posted by .280fan

...if you've ever stopped on the side of the road to pick up road kill (yes, I have done it)

Originally Posted by .280fan

....if you've ever said "hold my beer"..."watch this" (trite I know, but I've done it)

I can't believe these didn't come up until now(the end of the 11th page). I also can't believe I didn't think of any of them 1st

[old_heli_logger]

...if you think The Nut Cracker was something that you did off the high dive...