I used to own an excavation company, and in the early days there was only five of us. So most evenings when I came home I was usually covered with mud and dirt. My wife would take one look at me and say "O K Dirtball you aint comming in this house like that, take those clothes of in the yard BEFORE you come in". So I would take them off and hose them off with the garden hose before they could be put in the washing machine.
My son was the same way when he was a kid, you could dress him up and tie him in a chair, and by the time we were ready to go to church he was filthy.
Unlike his old man he grew out of it.
"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."
--Rep. Suzanna Gratia Hupp (TX)