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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


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    Yup.
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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    magicofmt, But in Montana, a gun gets awfully cold in bed!
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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    those are funny, like #1, well nevermind like them all
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