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Old 10-17-2003, 10:03 AM
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Re: thought this was funny also

DC, Hush I think Boyds mad at me already.

I wasn't going to call names but...... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Vern

I tell y'all some more when I get back from Hawks Ridge, sat nite.
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Old 10-17-2003, 10:08 AM
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To all Univ. GA fans,

UGA is the male white english bulldog mascot of Univ GA. At the annual televised Auborn and GA game, UGA was brought out to the 50 yard line.

He sat down and immediately started doing what dogs do and licking himself and rather enjoying it by the looks of things.

Two ole boys named Leroy and Bubba were sitting in the stands watching this.

Bubba said "Damn, Wish I could do that!"

Leroy replied, "That dawg would bite you!"
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Old 10-19-2003, 09:21 PM
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BH,
Do you know why the Army had a mule as a mascot?

Vern
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:17 PM
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Well, because the Navy already had the Marines!

Knowing BH was an old Army brother thought he might like that one but I guess he's out of town.

Later, Vern
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Old 10-22-2003, 09:41 PM
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One day a young ground hog hunter was looking for new farms to hunt. He came across a big nice farm and decided to stop in.

He just happened to see the old farmer standing on a tall hilltop overlooking his house. He got out of his Dodge truck and asked the old farmer if he could do alittle ground hog hunting.

The old farmer ask him "are you a good shot son" and the young man replied "well I aint no Darryl, but I'm fair.

The old farmer asked if the young man would like to make a $1000. The young man said sure what do I have to do.

The old farmer said I beleive my wife and the farmer next door are having an affair.

I would like you to sit right here and see if he sneaks over to my house. If he does, I want you to shoot his "pecker off". Then shoot my wife right between the eyes.

The yound man said no problem here's two bullets you just hand them to me and say the word and it's over.

A few minutes later they watched as the farmer next door slipped into the farmers house. The old farmer asked" are they together"? "Yes sir" said the young guy.

The old farmer said "then here's your two bullets, shoot his pecker off and shoot her between the eye's".

The young man said "well sir, if I shoot now want need but one" [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Nite all, Vern
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Old 10-22-2003, 10:17 PM
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Man was on a guided bird hunt, guide tells the client that when his dog is on point he wags his tail back and forth once for every bird he sees.

Soon after the dog goes on point, wags his tail twice and humps the ground a couple times.

client asks, what does that mean?

Guide says, It means there's too ****'n many to count.

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