Re: thought this was funny also
One day a young ground hog hunter was looking for new farms to hunt. He came across a big nice farm and decided to stop in.
He just happened to see the old farmer standing on a tall hilltop overlooking his house. He got out of his Dodge truck and asked the old farmer if he could do alittle ground hog hunting.
The old farmer ask him "are you a good shot son" and the young man replied "well I aint no Darryl, but I'm fair.
The old farmer asked if the young man would like to make a $1000. The young man said sure what do I have to do.
The old farmer said I beleive my wife and the farmer next door are having an affair.
I would like you to sit right here and see if he sneaks over to my house. If he does, I want you to shoot his "pecker off". Then shoot my wife right between the eyes.
The yound man said no problem here's two bullets you just hand them to me and say the word and it's over.
A few minutes later they watched as the farmer next door slipped into the farmers house. The old farmer asked" are they together"? "Yes sir" said the young guy.
The old farmer said "then here's your two bullets, shoot his pecker off and shoot her between the eye's".
The young man said "well sir, if I shoot now want need but one" [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
Nite all, Vern
The only thing a hand gun is good for is fighting your way to a good rifle!