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thought this was funny also

This farmer had three bulls, big one, medium one and the little one. Farmer tells the bulls one morning " boys I have bought a new bull he will be here today".

Big bull looks around and says"I aint got but 500 cows, I aint sharing any!

Medium bull looks around and says " I aint got but 250 cows I aint sharing either!

Little bull says "hell I aint got but 5 cows I can't afford to share.

Well that afternoon, a big 18 wheeler rolls up, tailgate drops and out comes a Monster Bull!

Big bull says" well I guess I can share 250!

Medium bull says " i can share 125!

The little bull starting yelling, snorting and throwing dirt all over his back!

Big bull looks around and says " dang little bull you aint going to fight that big SOB are you???

Little bull says " Hell no I just want him to know I'm a bull!!!!

More bull to come, Vern
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    That was good Vern.

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    Indeed! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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    sounds like the small bull was the smartest of the bunch!@ [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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    Here's a good hunting story.

    "A couple of rednecks"

    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
    The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
    First, let's make sure he's dead."
    There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, -----"Okay, now what?"
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    Re: thought this was funny also

    Two guys from VA go hunting with a friend from PA near his home in PA.

    Next morning their up in the mountains and they walk up on a sheep hung up in the fence.

    First guy from VA says "I wish that was Brittny Spears!

    Second guy from VA says " I wish that was Janet Lopez!

    The from PA says " I wish it was dark!!

    hehe, Vern
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    Vern

    That was a good one.

    Was that Boyd or Jody "you" and Bubba Steve were hunting with in PA????

    We don't have any sheep up here in these mountains. They do down by Lock Haven, PA though.

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