thought this was funny also
This farmer had three bulls, big one, medium one and the little one. Farmer tells the bulls one morning " boys I have bought a new bull he will be here today".
Big bull looks around and says"I aint got but 500 cows, I aint sharing any!
Medium bull looks around and says " I aint got but 250 cows I aint sharing either!
Little bull says "hell I aint got but 5 cows I can't afford to share.
Well that afternoon, a big 18 wheeler rolls up, tailgate drops and out comes a Monster Bull!
Big bull says" well I guess I can share 250!
Medium bull says " i can share 125!
The little bull starting yelling, snorting and throwing dirt all over his back!
Big bull looks around and says " dang little bull you aint going to fight that big SOB are you???
Little bull says " Hell no I just want him to know I'm a bull!!!!
More bull to come, Vern
The only thing a hand gun is good for is fighting your way to a good rifle!