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Unread 10-14-2003, 10:33 AM
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Thought this was funny

How many of you guys have been there??? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Typical Husband
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says..."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".

He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".

Boyd Heaton...
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Unread 10-14-2003, 11:33 PM
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Hey Boyd I wouldn't say that to my wife. She is Korean and knows Tae Kwon Do!
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