Re: Names for common (?) critters
Slow elk = any of the cattle family.
Fur bearing rat = Coyote.
Marsh monkeys = Coot.
Mormon chickens = Sea gull (when there is only one we call it a "single". Get it? Seagull ,sing gull.)
Road pizza = any road kill that is at the flat and wide stage.
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