That is why all EMS(BLS or ALS) carry some sort of suspension of charcoal.
and a shoehorn.
My wife is an NR yet I refuse to ask her...She'd probably tease me.
One time my dog got into a bucket of mysterious clear liquid at my parents house. I though it was water and about 2 miles down the road he had about a 6" diameter projectile vomit right in the cab of the truck. I was worried so I called my dad and he tells me its peroxide and water. When I get home I call that animal help line and the guy on the other end tells me "I just so happens your in luck". I didn't find it the least bit humorous until he tells me thats what they use to induce vomiting in dogs and he would be just fine.
I find it funny now but cleaning that much puke from the cab of my truck still bothers me.