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A little story that made me laugh

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Unread 03-21-2007, 12:40 PM
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A little story that made me laugh

A US Marine was attending some colleg courses between assignments , he had reciently completed missions in Afghanistan and Iraq.
One of his course professors was a vowed atheist and a mamber of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he walked in looked at the ceiling and flatly stated " God if you are real , then I want you to knock me off this platform , I'll give you exactly 15 minutes".
The lecture room fell silent , you could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor said "Here I am God still waiting".
It got down to the last couple minutes when the Marine got out of his seat went up to the professor and cold cocked him , kncoking him off the platform the professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat their , silently. the class was shocked and stunned but just sat their in silence.
The professor eventualy came to , noticeably shaken he looked at the Marine and asked "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied calmly " God was to busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid [censored] and act like an ass , so he sent me !!!"
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    Re: A little story that made me laugh

    Gotta love those soldiers, best thing he's done in his life!! More power to em!
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    Re: A little story that made me laugh

    Great story. Almost got what he deserved. To bad he woke up.
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    Re: A little story that made me laugh

    It nice to hear good things in the news ever so often
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    Re: A little story that made me laugh

    haha, thanks
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