Just an e-mail i received
> > TO ALL; IF THE SHOE FITS--WELL YOU KNOW THE REST.
> > Subject: Bush speech that SHOULD be made
> > Normally, I start these things out by saying "My
> > Fellow Americans."
> > Not doing it this time. If the polls are any
> > indication, I don't know
> > who more than half of you are anymore. I do know
> > something terrible has
> > happened, and that you're really not fellow
> > Americans any longer. I'll
> > cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before
> > anyone gets all in a
> > lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or
> > to avoid prosecution
> > or something, let me assure you: there's been no
> > breaking of laws or
> > impeachable offenses in this office.
> > The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with
> > you people. I'm fed
> > up because you have no understanding of what's
> > really going on in the
> > world. Or of what's going on in this once-great
> > nation of ours. And
> > the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your
> > homework and figure
> > it out.
> > Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods
> > by politicians and
> > the news media. Polls show that the majority of you
> > think the economy
> > is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers
> > of homeowners
> > including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners.
> > And while we're
> > mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority
> > business ownership
> > is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as
> > low as it ever was
> > during the Clinton Administration. I've mentioned
> > all those things
> > before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.
> > Despite the shock to our
> > economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to
> > record levels and
> > more Americans than ever are participating in these
> > markets.
> > Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices,
> > and most of you are
> > too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high
> > because there's
> > increased demand in other parts of the world, and
> > because a small
> > handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar
> > bears and
> > beachfront property than your economic security.
> > We face real threats in the world. Don't give me
> > this "blood for oil"
> > thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've
> > already seized Iraq's
> > oil fields and let the rest of the country go to
> > hell. And don't give
> > me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I
> > was the liar you
> > morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical
> > weapons planted in
> > Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I
> > owned up to the fact
> > that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you
> > that the rest of
> > the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me.
> > Let me also remind
> > you that regime change in Iraq was official US
> > policy before I came into
> > office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that
> > policy. Bet you
> > didn't know that, did you?
> > You idiots need to understand that we face a unique
> > enemy. Back during
> > the cold war, there were two major competing
> > political and economic
> > models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so
> > because
> > fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive,
> > just as we do. We were
> > simply able to outspend and out-tech them.
> > That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our
> > new enemy don't care
> > if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd
> > be fine, as long as
> > they weren't also committed to taking as many of you
> > with them as they
> > can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the
> > bastards are all
> > over the globe. You should be grateful that they
> > haven't gotten any
> > more of us here in the United States since September
> > 11. But you're
> > not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a
> > small number of
> > intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland
> > security people
> > have worked to make sure of that. When this whole
> > mess started, I
> > warned you that this would be a long and difficult
> > fight. I'm
> > disappointed how many of you people think a long and
> > difficult fight
> > amounts to a single season of 'Survivor'.
> > Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable
> > of seeing things
> > through the long lens of history, the way our
> > enemies do. You think
> > that wars should last a few months, a few years,
> > tops. Making matters
> > worse, you actively support those who help the
> > enemy. Every time you
> > buy the New York Times, every time you send a
> > donation to a cut-and-run
> > Democrat's political campaign, well, dammit, you
> > might just as well
> > Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts
> > to the same thing.
> > In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the
> > truth. It's all over
> > the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New
> > York Times or on
> > NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any
> > smarter. Most of
> > you would rather watch American Idol.
> > I could say more about your expectations that the
> > government will always
> > be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid
> > to leave a city
> > that's below sea level and has a hurricane
> > approaching. I could say
> > more about your insane belief that government, not
> > your own wallet, is
> > where the money comes from. But I've come to the
> > conclusion that were I
> > to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
> > So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an
> > energy-efficient
> > house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the
> > capability to be
> > fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of
> > Crawford before I got
> > elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no
> > one will ever hear
> > of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of
> > old age before the
> > last pillars of America fall.
> > Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That
> > means Pelosi is your
> > new President. You asked for it. Watch what she
> > does carefully,
> > because I still have a glimmer of hope that there
> > are just enough of you
> > remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing
> > around in 2008.
> > So that's it. God bless what's left of America.
> > Some of you know what
> > I mean.
> > The rest of you, ****-off.