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GUNS over Women

 
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:14 PM
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GUNS over Women

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
When you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he
Will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another
Gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of
Ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look
Fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
Use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a
Woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


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Old 02-04-2007, 01:39 PM
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Re: GUNS over Women

maybe i can trade my 50 gal for a 22
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Re: GUNS over Women

Thanks Yotes.... i needed a good laugh... My wife says "ha-ha....whats so funny about that..."

I tried telling her and got punched in the shoulder... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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