Re: Dumbest things you have heard #2
This is a hilarious thread, so ive just got to add this.
A friend of mine owns an outdoor store just a few miles from my house so i spend alot of time there (good for him bad for me), and i usually here some pretty good stories from out of towners and even some of the locals. Normally i let them fell good about thier tall tales but this one dumba_ _ came in there going on and on about this new rifle he was going to buy, im not pretending to know everything about guns but i knew more than this idiot, anyway getting back to my story, he was getting one of CZ's model 550's and they had a guaranty of Half moa at 1000yds. I thought man thats pretty good to make that sort of guaranty, then he started saying "man can you believe it, it will shoot half an inch groups at a 1000yds" and going and going and going sounding dumber and dumber i finally had to say something. I told him, do you actually think that the gun will shoot half an inch groups at 1000 yards, then he got real offensive and said well thats what their website says. Then i proceeded to tell him that beats the world record by about 3 or 4 inches he said dont care just look at the website, so we did and sure nuf it said half moa which as we all know that means 5 inch groups at 1000. Try explaining moa to a half-wit not an easy task.
Sorry for making so many run on sentences. Not the best typer in the world