Check out this e-mail i got.
I sure as hell didn't expect to see this kinda crap, but it gave me a good laugh! Now I wonder how many others are getting crap e-mails like this!
From LongRangeHunting.com reply urgently
This is Miss.Lilian, from LongRangeHunting.com ,
I have attached my picture with this letter,
Firstly I thank you for your time you will use to read this email; I saw your profile from ( LongRangeHunting.com ) and I decided to contact you to tell me my life story,
Do not be surprise or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugees camp,
Let me first of all reveal my self to you, and I will require the best of your honest of you after your knowing about me and whom that I am, I will really like us to have a good relationship inspite anything because I have this feeling that you are my man and you will not betray me,
I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and after reading your profile which will attract every reasonable woman. I am Miss, Lilian Yormie. 26 years old girl from Liberia,the only daughter of Late John Yormie. the deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent soul were killed ,My father was killed by government of Charles Taylor ,he accused my father of coup attempt.
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hide away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refegee herein Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it.
My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$1,700, 000.00) ( One Million Seven Hundred Thousand USA Dollars ) in a Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund, As you will help me in an invsetment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the crisis started. After the transaction you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share this feelings face to face.
We will invest the fund me and you, or if you don't intend staying with me then It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all
communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely.
Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I begg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the fund has been transfered.
Attached here is my picture