There is a spy satellite that has run amuck and is threatening to destroy the world. In its normal decision making process which seems to one tater, two tater three tater, four, the Gov't has decided that it is the Navy's turn to make a fool of themselves. The Navy has risen to the challenge and is going to shoot a heat seeking missile at the satellite that is colder than a witches ???. Apparently some fool in the liberal press mentioned to the Navy that the satellite had no motor and no heat source so they have asked Dave King to rework the targeting program.
So when the secretary of defense sobers up and makes it back to work he is supposed to push a button or pick his nose or something and the Navy is going to fire the missile at something. The details are somewhat sketchy at the moment.
Anyway as good patriots we all need to offer helpful advice on this very long shot.
The Smokin Fur Rifle Club
Last edited by Buffalobob; 02-19-2008 at 10:42 PM.