If you would lay off the Woodpecker cider it would be greatly appreciated.
It seems like everytime you have too much it affects the flow of the sewer plant that discharges into your side of the Atlantic Ocean. This in turn creates problems with the North Atlantic Oscillation
. When the oscillation goes bad we have worse storms here in the Mid Atlantic region of the US and the winds blow from the east instead of the west. Tommorrow it is supposed to blow and snow and that is going to greatly upset my shooting ability at Quantico F-Class practice.
This appears to me to be all your fault for peeing in the Thames.